When two missionaries struggle with door to door conversions they take their good word to the streetz...

This is a sketch from our unaired NBC pilot, "This is Culdesac". Enjoy.

Lyrics:
Get Down! On a knee.
We'll bust thee a righteous decree,
Pour out a 40 for the glorious G.O.D.

Say yes, be blessed, and rock V.I.P
Drinking juice with Jehovah, and gin with J.C.

You'll pay the price if you give into vice, so think twice,
You better tomahawk this mother-lovin' oop from Christ.

Matthew one-six, colon, one-eight doc,
he can't build you a church unless you pass him the rock.

We're on a mission to christen,
We're spittin' acts of contrition,
We're fishin' out opposition ,
With biblical ammunition.
No dismissin' tradition,
No transitioning positions,
You call that Christian, you trippin,
Don't make us go inquisition.

Shake what God gave ya 8x (less info)