http://www.dilbert.com/animation by Scott Adams. RingTales presents Dilbert Animated Cartoons. A Thing Called Honesty and Status Report. In A Thing Called Honesty, The Boss says, "Explain why you charge less of your time to projects than all the other engineers." Dilbert says, "I'm trying something new. It's called honesty." The Boss says, "Stop doing that." Dilbert says, 'Okay. Brilliant suggestion." In Status Report, The Boss says, "When will I get your project status report?" Dilbert says, "You're asking for a status report on the status report on the status report?" The Boss says, "Right. When can I get that?" Dilbert says, "It's starting to look like infinity." (less info)